A VERY IMPORTANT NEW YEARS EVE MESSAGE!!!! WHAT YOU OUGHT TO KNOW!!!!

I hope that Everyone is preparing for the New Year. I am more than sure that at this moment most of you are calling around to figure out "What's Crackin tonight?!", and if you know where you are going you are probably making sure that your outfit is on point and that ya swag is gone be on one-hundred thousand trillion. I know my ladies are running down the check list: Nails (check!), hair (check!), bossy ass fit (check!), and we cant forget...Poppin' (check!). lol...For those that are confused, poppin' is lip gloss. I know that all of these things are being done because we all want it to be a great night full of memories and excitement. Many people are also preparing for the numerous New Year traditions that must take place. One particular tradition that many people fail to do, or is seen as a Corney tradition, is the New Year Kiss. (awwwww....) So here's the deal for those of you that dont know. Now supposedly you are to kiss that special someone at the stroke of midnight. While everyone is screaming, throwing shots back, popping bottles of champagne, and acting a fool, you are suppose to grab that special someone, look them in their eyes and then make out like crazy!.....Well you dont have to make out with them, or get to 2nd base in the middle of the party (if you did, i think it would make the party soo much better) but you can just share a simple kiss...with tongue if you like. :-} Now you may be thinking, "what the hell is this suppose to do, besides guarantee someone to go home with??".....well it is said that if you kiss someone at the stroke of midnight you are either guaranteed a wonderful and exciting relationship with tha person, or you will have a great year when it comes to the opposite sex. Now if you fail to kiss someone when the ball drops.....you will have a year of loneliness!!!! Now i dont know if this works or not...I've never done it...but then again, I've never had a year of success when it came to the opposite sex..lol. So hey, I may as well try it!
For your own sake....kiss someone when the ball drops! You dont wanna spend 2010 lonley and sad because you cant get a date. And if you kiss someone and it doesnt work...well at least you will always have a great memory. So I hope that Everyone has a wonderful and SAFE New Year! Ya'll know that stupid people are going to be out tonight...so get somewhere and get it crackin in a SAFE environment. If the kiss gets pass 2nd base, please be SAFE and wrap it up. "You gotta wrap it...before you slap it!", "Don't be silly, Protect your willy","If you gone hump, cover your stump"
LOL...Y`a'll know I be tweakin! Lol....this reminds me of one or my favorite movies..lol..random, but ill post a clip of it below for your viewing pleasure! :-) IN CONCLUSION, HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE AND I HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GOOD NIGHT!